Lokomotion Family Fun Park - Fayetteville, Arkansas

MUHAMMED

Buckle up, folks, because Locomotion Family Fun Park is a wild ride from start to finish. My family and I ventured into this playground of pandemonium expecting a typical day of mini-golf and go-karts. Little did we know, we were about to embark on an adventure that would redefine the meaning of "family fun."

Let's start with the mini-golf course. Picture this: windmills that seem to have a personal vendetta against your golf ball, clown-faced obstacles that stare into your soul as you putt, and enough neon colors to make even the most seasoned Instagram influencer question their aesthetic choices. It's a labyrinth of laughter and frustration, where each hole presents a new challenge—often involving more luck than skill. I swear, some of those holes must have been designed by a retired magician with a penchant for disappearing golf balls.

Then there are the go-karts. Now, I've driven cars in rush-hour traffic that were more predictable than these speed demons. The track twists and turns like a caffeinated snake, throwing you from one hairpin curve to the next faster than you can say "Mario Kart." Forget about keeping your hair in place; by the end of the race, my hairstyle resembled something between a bird's nest and a wind tunnel experiment gone wrong. But hey, the adrenaline rush was worth every flyaway strand.

And who could forget the bumper boats? These aren't your average leisurely float-around-and-chit-chat boats. No, these are like bumper cars on water, with all the chaos and collision you'd expect. Picture me, attempting to navigate the tranquil waters while simultaneously dodging water cannons and trying not to spin out of control. Let's just say I got more soaked from crashing into fellow boaters than from any cannonball fight at the local pool.

Of course, Locomotion isn't just about the rides—it's a sensory overload of sights, sounds, and smells. The arcade beckons with the promise of jackpot victories and redemption prizes that are somehow simultaneously coveted and utterly useless. The scent of freshly popped popcorn mingles with the unmistakable aroma of funnel cakes being fried to golden perfection, tempting even the most health-conscious parent to indulge in a moment of carnival culinary delight.

For those seeking a break from the adrenaline-pumping activities, there's a serene oasis in the form of the carousel. Here, you can temporarily escape the whirlwind of excitement and take a leisurely ride on a majestic steed, pretending, if only for a moment, to be a knight in shining armor or a fairytale princess.

And let's not overlook the roller coaster—the towering behemoth that promises to test your stomach's mettle with twists, turns, and drops that defy gravity and reason. It's a rite of passage for thrill-seekers and a testament to the park's commitment to pushing the boundaries of family-friendly entertainment.

In conclusion, Locomotion Family Fun Park isn't just a place—it's an experience. It's where laughter echoes louder than screams, where memories are made in the midst of controlled chaos, and where the spirit of childhood reigns supreme. So, grab your sunscreen, adjust your seatbelt (if you can find it amidst the excitement), and prepare for a day of adventure that will leave you exhilarated, exhausted, and eagerly planning your next visit.

Whether you're five or fifty, Locomotion proves that sometimes, the best way to navigate the twists and turns of life is from the seat of a go-kart, with the wind in your hair and a smile on your face.

Amber Krisko

We went on a Thursday afternoon about 15 mins after they opened. First off the smell inside, is so nice. It’s very fresh smelling. Everything seemed well cleaned. All games we played were in working order. The activities all have a push button that rings for an attendant. An attendant came immediately each time. Kids were a little short on points and the staff was kind and rolled them up without us asking. I wish I had asked for the name of the younger male attendant. He was so helpful every where. Oh and buy fish food and feed the fish over the bridge. SO fun. Will be back and would recommend.

Elliot “El” Newell

This is a great place for a little family fun! I have been several times for different events and must say I always have a great time! I recommend going during the day rather than the evening because it can get kind of busy later. The cotton candy machine was amazing! I loved watching it make the candy! The mini golf was awesome and I highly recommend it. Kind of short but extremely fun! The whole place has a slightly sticky dirty layer like Chuck e cheese but that's kind of just how places like this seem to go. The games are all rip offs, again, how these places go. I actually did win a couple which is more than usual. Bumper boats was a fun surprise! Very enjoyable. And of course, what everyone goes for, the race cars, was fun. I was kind of underwhelmed personally but it was still fun.

josh liljenberg

It is always a great place to spend some family time. Our family likes the arcades (that are getting a little spendy), but so is life...

We had a ton of fun on the Go Carts and one of the best miniture golf spots in Northwest Arkansas. It's great watching the kids run around for Laser Tag and smash into each other on the bummer cars.

Really, it's quite a bit to choose from. Prices are creeping up. Staff is amazing and very friendly and happy to help.

Bryce

Took my daughter and girlfriend here on my daughter’s birthday. My kid’s go kart malfunctions and she got slammed by some other kids driving. She pulled into to the pits after one lap. The employees yelled at her for stopping. Did nothing about the kids driving dangerously. Left my kid with a headache and no interest in being in a loud arcade. I tried to refund the game card we didn’t use and was told no because I bought the promotion. Was willing to eat the cost of the ride card we had used just wanted my $70 for the games we will never use.
Won’t be back wouldn’t recommend to anyone

Mark Pettus

It was pretty fun for a few dollars and a chance to get out and do some different stuff. Go karts are the best thing here, and I suggest that if you are a adult; drive the pro track only. Medium skill track is okay, but you have to remember you are out there with kids who think by cutting you off and wrecking they are actually racing!

Amber McGee

We actually came here for my bachelorette weekend… do not dismiss this idea. Ive never laughed or had so much fun in my entire life. Did not expect this to be a top event that weekend but doing spin zone and go carts had us laughing the whole time. Absolutely rec this place. FANTASTIC

Candice Cochran

Of course kids loved it. Bummer boats, cars, go-carts, mini golf, arcade and pizza. We had a blast. Got 5 people on the boats, cars, go-carts and golf for $100.